Look to the Dogs

Today I'm going to try to elevate my game and behave like a dog. Not even a great dog -- just an average dog that you could pick up for free at the pound.

Consider the facts:
A dog is always glad to see you. He can't believe you came home again and he doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
If you act like an ass, your dog forgives you immediately.
If he acts like an ass and pees on the floor or eats a sandwich you carelessly left on the coffee table, he is so, so sorry and promises to never do it again.
All he wants to do is take a walk and play outside.
He sleeps like a baby.
Dog spelled backwards is God.

I should act like a dog today. It would be a huge improvement in my behavior.