Wednesday, August 26, 2009

With Friends Like These . . .

This is how wonderful The Program is:

Willie listened patiently today while I dramatically retold my tale of woe about work. I could hear him stifling guffaws and chortles as he pretended to be sympathetic. But when I told him that I did manage to calm down before I torched any bridges, he yelled: "Oh, c'mon! I was looking forward to the big ending. You mean The Program worked? You asshole!"

Ah, yes.

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