Dinner Plans

Tasting advice. Cold with milk, yogurt or cottage cheese. 

                          OR

Shuffle with hot milk. Put in the microwave. 

Vary the pleasures adding your ingredients preferred: mile, honey, gold fresh glass of Tropicana juice.

I'm sorry - clearly I don't have anything else to do here but use Google Auto-Translate.  What makes this truly sad is that I find it hilarious most of the time, mostly because it's a very serious exercise, trying to figure out how to prepare a meal, and then the instructions are: "Shake the Goat."