Have you ever seen one of those TV commercials where the happy young couple, so in love, so compatible and secure in their relationship, is moving into a new place? They dress in sexy, fashionably rumpled clothing so they can paint their cute living room in vibrant and whimsical colors, playfully dabbing each other's nose with paint, then they sit down to a romantic dinner of pizza perched atop unopened boxes, in the soft glow of a romantic candle?
Have you ever seen a video of the Horseface family moving into a new place?
Here's a sampling of one of our whimsical exchanges:
"Where are the car keys?"
"What do you mean, where are the car keys?"
"Where are the %$#!! car keys?"
"How do I know where the car keys are? You had them last. Have you found my wallet yet?"
"For chrissake you don't know where your wallet is? What the hell's the matter with you?"
"What's the matter with me? What's the matter with me?"
Getting the drift?
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